"WingStreet" Slogan: Terrifying? · Thu Oct 8, 09:09 AM

Am I the only person in whom the slogan of Pizza Hut’s “WingStreet^®,” viz. “You Are Now Entering Wingfinity!” induces a sense of dissociated terror? Every time I encounter said phrase, my mind irrepressibly spins off into an imagined universe of meat, bones, and sauce, swirling about in a postmodern space-time goulash. I’m then forced to consider the composition of such a carniverse — what fills the meatus, so to speak, of the meat, in which visitors must presumably subsist? Are we, by “entering Wingfinity,” condemned to immediate death by drowning in 8 bold sauces? Does the carniverse still have, or need, dark matter, given the filling of space by the saucy, cleft rudimentary flight appendages? Where are all the chickens?

-- David --

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