When I Was A Rapper Wannabe... · Wed Aug 12, 08:08 AM

Back when I was more optimistic about my ability to do everything (aka “insane”), I considered taking up rapping. Go ahead, get it out of your system. I’ll wait.

Anyway. Here are two snippets (unscored):

Titanium Coder

I write for x64, I write for Itanium
Your code is like tissue, mine is like titanium.

You put in one feature, I slip in three,
You hire all your testers — mine work for free.

Other MCs claim they can write code.
Yeah, right, motherfucker, just hit the road.

Rhyme Dragon

You wanna step to me?
Just keep on braggin’

I got titanium ribs,
I’m like a motherfuckin’ dragon.

I’ll tear out your heart
And swallow it whole;

Crack open your skull
And swallow your soul.

On the remote chance anyone wants to use them for something, they’re Copyright © 2007-2009, David A. Pickett, and hereby released under Creative Commons Attribution (“by”) license — attribute by annotating the above copyright information and/or linking back to this page.

-- David --

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